Ted has inspired me to write some good and disgusting poetry and I like Rhymes so I may come up with something good one day, Until then you will just have to deal with what I have now. I only have a couple, I made a stupid but funny one for a kid in our school, Ted is awsome he will litterally make you pee your pants when you read his material.

Here is the only things I have come up with:

All for one, fun for one
Look out daddy I stole your gun
Rounds of fire as everyone runs
Splat Splat you stomach needs more then tums
I come from SBB to teach you manners
Who cares that your mother likes party platters
When it comes to dad no ones fatter
So run outta this mess before your guts get splattered
I stole your car with a toothpick in my toe
Fuck this I gotta go gets me a hoe
One day I'll wake up and ask myself
Who the hell ate my double stuffed

:: Bowing to all :: Thank you Thank you, I entiled that last peice, "I don't know what"

Here is some gibberish I came up with another day...

They call me speed racer
For them I will please ya
I call up Domino's for some pizza
And smake your ass up the tower of pizza
I know a kid who we call Tippin
Wouldn't you like a fresh pile of Chicken
I write this shit for dice and bacon
I would be on your mom if she wasn't already taken...

That one is called "Speed Racer"

Okay, thats all I have for now, I will add more very soon.